this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That cat is so cute it looks like a plush.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

thats a hamster

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Haha beans face.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Holy shit lol, that's my sister and her cat! I never thought I'd see them on Lemmy!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please pet Beans under his chin for me

If he doesn't like that regular scritches are fine.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

They live kinda far away but I'll definitely do that next time I see him!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As long as it is somewhat original, a new cat picture will never fail to make me happy. The Internet's quintessential use will always persist. Cat pictures.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Government researcher: we've invented a way to make our research stored redundantly across the country, were now safe from nuclear war destroying our intelligence system!

Wait, why is this full of cat pictures?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The real trick is to cryptographically embed important information into cat pictures and disseminate them; if you ever lose all your proper backups, millions of people on the internet will have saved and spread your cat-backups, just need to find the pictures again

[–] luciferofastora 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...until it turns out compression has killed the message

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Gonna need a lot more parity bits than regular old Hamming code

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Ahh, but Kate Monster, what do you think they do AFTER?"

  • Trekkie Monster.
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Grab your dick and double click!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TBH I'd love to be carried around in a soda case too.

I love donuts more unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yo, if someone could lift my fatass up and tuck me in so that I wake up suddenly in bed one night, I'd be so happy. Soda case optional.

[–] sleen 10 points 2 months ago

I don't know if he wants to be called bean anymore.. as now he shall be called grape.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

"Davis! Over to the counter, pronto! . . . No, Davis, the counter! Good god man, where did you learn to drive a box. Yes yes now I've changed my mind - over to the tree in the corner window! Top branch! Quickly now! Honestly, Davis, it's a marvel I even keep you on some days . . . "

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The back of the box is open. This suggest that the cat walks in the back and sticks its face out the front. However, now I'm left to wonder how Beans gets out? Do they back out or does the owner have to open the box on the front for Beans to walk out?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Squish that cat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

is this cosplay?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

She's gonna grape you in the mouth!