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YOU MUST ANSWER MY RIDDLES THREE, ERE THE OTHER SIDE YOU SEE! (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

If you wish to have a pee

You must first solve his riddles three

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

WHAT! Is your name?

WHAT! Is your quest?

WHERE! Is my breakfast, Karen? I jumped on your bed an hour ago.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

WHAT is the average air speed velocity of this glass flying off of your nightstand?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

hurry up cat, I need take shit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What....is you favorite color?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Blue..

No Aaahhhh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Oh no it's the THICC-ler

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Is it not so that thou art new? Thou fared well to find me. But cometh thee not for the grave of Sir Artorias? My advice true, forget this! The legend of Artorias art none but a fabrication. Traversing the dark? 'Tis but a fairy tale. Have thine own respect, go not yonder knocking for nothing, I say!