Algebra is an Arabic word. Al-gebra. Presummably it translates to "The Pain"

Attendance is mandatory.

A minecraft block, or a roblox block?

I aspire to one day be good enough to have imposter syndrome.

Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.

Charge them extra for working outside of business hours

Send them a bill for "website toner"

You obfuscate your code with random dead ends and weird variable names.

I obfuscate my code just by writing normally because I haven't learned how to write properly.

straightens tie

We are not the same

Set opacity to 100%

Heroin

At least three

Briton was the costco hotdog stall of the Roman empire.

Theres a documentary that explains it in full, called Shrek.