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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As a CIS male this is a lie. We want robot bodies with glowy bits where our eyes should be.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Guys want to be either

Being a beautiful girl?
being a Voltron?

Checks out

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it made me realize how much I want to turn my torso and limbs into robot jaguars (lions are lame).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I'm not sure those two are mutually exclusive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

either

Haha yeah, who would even ask me to be a f-

I mean, I'd be a sick volbtron! With a mega sword or something.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please stop confusing me.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's simple:

You like girls. If you are a girl and have another girl, that's 2 girls. 2 girls > 1 girl.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Am CIS and support this logic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Autogynephilia.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

As a cis male guy this is very affirming

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Literally all my homies wanna live together as girls

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Both their outfits are fucking amazing though!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Am I the egg? No, I am a cis ~~straight~~ male.

::: spoiler source meme template: The "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong." meme :::

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

This but unironically. I want to be able to shape shift at will

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the dysphoria bestie

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this meme the definition of the egg experience though? Not to tell anyone how to live their lives, but this feels pretty textbook for trans-person-in-denial.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah but that doesn't mean it's helping 🙃

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

demisexual rule

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Man this sub makes me feel ancient. I need a traveler's guide.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

oh wow thank god its a cis thing to think about

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The AJJ song I wanna be your dog 2 but interpreting dog as Dog from Half-Life 2 (or anything else a brain could maybe be plugged into).

Meaning: the schizoid urge to have the option to donate my head/brain to cryonics testing as I see no other way for someone to get me out of here (and if it doesn't work it'd still be worth the gamble).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Artist?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yuushiki.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I cant find it, do you maybe have a link? Searching for it just gives some anime

edit: nvm im bad at typing lol thanks