MisterNeon

Mansion Basement from the Original Resident Evil on PS1.

As a skeleton connoisseur I have to say this is a high quality skull.

Rookie mistake, you need to increase your fiber intake to counter the increase in bowel movements.

Darling it's bolder Down where it's colder Take it from me

European I assume.

My mom is a junkie, having a relationship with her is pointless. You don't owe your progenitors shit.

What the hell is LeBron's legacy?

I'm jealous, old wizards while powerful are always cringe. This will be my fate.

Chubby

Tezcatlipoca tells us to stare into the obsidian mirror.

Put more vans in art galleries! I want to see an airbrushed wizard on four wheels in the Louvre.

I'm Texan by birth. I don't like guns, meat, or driving. I think Mesoamerican history is way more interesting than the Civil War.