Potatos_are_not_friends

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This is how it looks like in the baby ward of the hospital. Seriously I'm a baby expert.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That is my wife.

We agreed a week in advance to pack a specific size luggage. I had my luggage packed a week in advance. The night before she finally packed and we had to check a extra bag.

We were going to another metropolitan city. 😭😭😭

 
 

"Citizens of Indonesia, we apologize for the fact that it affected everyone," the team wrote in a statement shared by Singapore-based dark web intelligence outfit Stealth Mole.

In the statement, Brain Cipher detailed that it was releasing the decryptor of its own accord, without prodding by law enforcement or other agencies. It did, however, ask for public gratitude for its magnanimous behavior – and even provided an account at which it could receive donations. Good luck with that.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

Blumenthal continued that Biden should have Chief Justice John Roberts arrested "for his treasonous comment that the president is doing something illegal, based on his very own opinion," before joking that Biden would be expanding the court and adding he would wait to prosecute Roberts "after the new 26 members take their posts."

Do it do it do it

 
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Biden sniffs hair and loves his son yuck!

/s

 

According to The New York Post, citing a report by The Telegraph, n sword that is regarded as France's "Excalibur" has vanished from its stone. Per the publication, locals in the French town of Rocamadour believed the sword, Durandal, had been lodged in rock for around 1,300 years. A main attraction for the town, the sword could be found stuck in a sheer rock wall about 100 feet off the ground

Authorities in France are working to determine how the sword was taken from the 100 foot sheer rock face.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Oh man this is going to suck.

We were looking for an authentication setup to allow for SSO and one of the front runners was Twilio. They have a meeting with us next week and I am not looking forward to this second hand embarrassment.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The whole Trump presidency was filled with Trump abusing vague powers because when it was written, they assumed that the president wasn't a asshole.

This new law plus Trump is a cluster fuck.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It's also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it's literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Back and mah day, we had lead in our paint and lead in our hearts and were just fine, if you ignore all our wild violent behavior!

 

Johnson claimed that Trump violently raped her when she was 13 at a 1994 orgy hosted by Jeffrey Epstein — the billionaire who was convicted in 2008 of soliciting an underage girl for prostitution and has been accused of having sex with more than 30 underage girls.

Johnson said Trump had sexual contact with her at four of those parties, including tying her to a bed and violently raping her in a “savage sexual attack.” The lawsuit said Johnson “loudly pleaded” with Trump to stop, but that he responded by “violently striking Plaintiff in the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

A rocket crotch can push her to a 10/10

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Which is so funny to me.

Like "Hey assholes, we want this!" On all the cars and all the career politicians just look away.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Women are from Venus check mate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That hole has served us greatly

 
 
 
 
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