this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How long is that kid’s neck?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A disturbing realistic sock puppet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Human child sock puppet made with real human.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m convinced it’s a thumb. Like, they found the kid’s head on a stock photo site, but it was just the head & no other body parts.

I imagine the marketing team would have initiated a request to see if the original neck was available for use, but either the appearance release did not cover anything below the young child’s chin or it was too expensive to license both the head & the neck.

Then, at the last hour, with deadlines raging, execs cursing, & client’s threatening to sue… that assistant editor, who hasn’t been pulling their weight, whips out their phone & photographs the prettiest thumb on staff.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He's a puppet, that's a hand

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is what I was coming here for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Credit to /u/obviousplant who is a weird genius

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

We should ask him nicely to post some OC on Lemmy. :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

o b v i o u s p l a n t

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You know, I've had an idea for a product for a few years now that I keep putting off because I think maybe it won't work. Seeing something this dumb makes me realize I need to just follow through with my idea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Andrew Tate neck

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But I can't open this, I have messy hand!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is this a personal attack?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, i only buy pre-scrambled eggs.

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