You should find a way to always have angry turkeys in the grass traps, kinda like the alligators.
Ooh… and you could do a hole like that crazy island one from Tin Cup, but instead of an island, make a drunk on a jet ski dragging an inter tube behind it.
JANET! Let the cat out of the toilet…
You gotta do Brunswick Stew for protests. Then people can just chuck the roadkill they find along the way to the protest in the pot as they arrive.
Season that baby with some motor oil & pepper spray, maybe a lil gunpowder if you can get your hands on some…
That protest will smell terrible.
All the more reason for you to vote. It might be his bullshit riding in your side saddle, but it’s still your horse. Now go fucking vote.
Maybe he should’ve voted.
Your pappy always said you were chicken shit. Way to prove him right.
Nope. I’m voting for you to do it. And make it family size.
Then quit wasting your fucking time & do it. And bring me back some fries you twat.
The Dirty Dozen Brass Band’s cover of The Meter’s Cissy Strut, with Robert Randolph on pedal steel.
It’ll shake the funk out your ass.
You should have voted for one.
Maybe because hyperbolic ranting is cathartic? Stop being so obtuse.
Love these friends, their armor plating looks so cool!
Brined overnight. Sous Vide bath seasoned with roasted garlic, homegrown basil, oregano, & Rosemary for 2 hours at 130° before searing in cast iron.
First Eastern Black Swallowtail of the season. Eastern Black Swallowtails are all females. They sport an alternate coloration from the yellow & black Eastern Tiger Swallowtails.
This black coloration is not considered ideal for mating chances, but it does help these ladies live longer & avoid predators.
Taken at Reynolda Gardens in Winston Salem, NC
Luke, a golden doodle, finally caught some shut eye after the assholes down the street quit with the fireworks.
Happy Memorial Day!
It’s gurgling up outta the ground in my backyard. Rural NC, Piedmont area.
That’s not true at all. Minimum Wage is the minimum standard pay for DOING a job.
You don’t get minimum wage for not working.