this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In the spirit of Agatha Christie cozies I've noticed as a technique of masking having a couple of distinct character traits puts others at ease, so I'm the guy in a cat tee who really likes coffee, and if that's all I am then I'm less likely to be the killer.

Contrast a quiet but large goblin who is nervous and uncomfortable in social situations.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Alright there buddy. So how many people have you killed so far?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

If you have to ask then you're no detective.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

238, it's right in their name

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

²³⁸U killed far more than 238 people. Probably more than ²³⁵U.

Grrr. Liftoff doesn't support superscript... Thanks, Unicode!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

More like: “This weird hat and long beard must suffice for the first two years of our relationship.”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

can't get over how fucked up his hand is

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

All beards need a comb

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

He had no personality looong before it was cool

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

this is amishphobic

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Y'all just jealous of my weird hat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I mean, you could do a lot worse than "the guy with the hat and beard" ...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You could also do better, "three foot five guy with a cat and a bucket of seed".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Ew. Yes you could do better then that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

"the guy with the mutilated left hand"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't apply to me. I also have a nose ring.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Ok that's just fancy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in three hundred years.