HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

If my enemies destroy each other, I'm certainly saved some effort. Go for it, champ!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I'm with you, but I don't see Trump going after anyone on his personal revenge list before Obama and Biden. Won't start the deportation/concentration camp bullshit in earnest until after a few of those because he has to prove to the legislature that he controls them before he does anything too unpopular or evil.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Open a nearby window just a crack and they'll spy on the neighbors for you. Mine has so much gossip to tell me every afternoon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Dang it Baba Yaga I brought you that mandrake mousse you wanted

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

We don't get fireflies where I am, and one of my brothers took his kids on a trip to the Statesian South, his motivation being so they could see fireflies before they go extinct. I kind of wish I'd tagged along.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

He has a strange desire for dorito. I think there are cat unfriendly spices in there like garlic, so my void only gets his minnows.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Just use Robert's rules of order when you have an argument that makes everyone happier

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Always been like this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Since when has the US ever cared

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Once the first (new) secession happens, the rest will flee for one reason. The Republicans are trying to ban porn.

 

It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?

 

And so the Shortest Day came and the year died
And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world
Came people singing, dancing,
To drive the dark away.
They lighted candles in the winter trees;
They hung their homes with evergreen;
They burned beseeching fires all night long
To keep the year alive.
And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake
They shouted, reveling.
Through all the frosty ages you can hear them
Echoing behind us—listen!
All the long echoes, sing the same delight,
This Shortest Day,
As promise wakens in the sleeping land:
They carol, feast, give thanks,
And dearly love their friends,
And hope for peace.
And now so do we, here, now,
This year and every year.
Welcome, Yule!

 
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Oh Tuvix (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

 

The Trekifying of other memes continues

I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF

 

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