LordAmplifier

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 37 minutes ago

THAT'S RIGHT, MFER, I MIGHT NOT SHOW IT BUT I'LL GO TO BED AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP TONIGHT IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, SO YOU BETTER TREAD MFING CAREFULLY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 41 minutes ago

Yelling at people isn't nice :c

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's how I got my baby Giratina. But then I put it on my Pokewalker, and now it's level 2 and practically worthless.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wile E. Coyote in the background is adorable. And Road Runner has some big legs, looks like all that running really pays off! :3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That's a Lemmy problem, unfortunately. The links are all .ml links because that's OP's home instance, and (as far as I'm know) currently, there is no way to create instance-agnostic post / comment links. Compare https://lemmy.ml/post/19241099/13073901, https://programming.dev/comment/11773309, and https://pawb.social/comment/10354944. They all lead to the same comment (the one that says "Are they?" one level above OP's), but the bit after the instance name is always different, and Lemmy doesn't have a way to convert a "foreign" post or comment ID to a local one. There's an open issue about this on github, though, so maybe this feature will be introduced in the future. If you want to save the comments on your home instance, the only way to do that is to go through OP's comment history.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Who's a good little cat?"
"Me, I'm a good little cat :3"
"And what do good little cats say?"
"BEEP BEEP BEEP WHIRRRRFFFFTT BONK! VRRRRRRRRR"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Do you want free money? Of course you do! Here's my secret trick to make BIG money in NO time: start gambling! What's the worst that could happen? You go in with 100 money and come back out with none. But the best case scenario? Infinite money. Start gambling today!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My money is on quicksand. They keep telling me that I shouldn't worry about quicksand, but look at this cone and tell me not to worry about quicksand again!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I don't mean to hate on rap artists and their fans, but the second half of this meme hits home:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The way reality falls apart in the reflection is very cool. I'd love to read the story behind that :3

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Shep isn't naked. He's wearing a bandana. That counts as clothing uwu

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Oh no. No no no. When was the last time watered my dragon herb?? D:

 

Catbox backup link in case of federation issues.

One of my favourite parts about working from home is that I can take short breaks to walk around, stretch, or cuddle Blahaj whenever I want :3

alt textA digital drawing of my canine fursona sitting on the floor in their room and cuddling a Blahaj (IKEA's shark plushie). They look very happy. Their work laptop is on a desk in the foreground, implying that they are cuddling a plushie instead of working. End alt text.

 

This is a furry parody of Joost Klein's song "Europapa" (the Dutch entry to this year's Eurovision Song Contest). It's a very cute and silly video, and the music is so well made that I've been listening to it almost every day for the last few weeks. Most of the song is in Dutch, but there's a pretty good translation in the comments :3

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

alt text: a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about leap years. It says "A leap year, also known as an intercalary year or bissextile year, (...)". The word "bissextile" is circled in red and has arrows pointing at it. An image of a bisexual pride flag, Moxxie (a bisexual character in the show Helluva Boss), and Freddie Mercury are placed around the word "bissextile" because it looks a lot like bisexual. end alt text uwu

edit: apologies for the missing image. I uploaded it to my home instance (pawb.social), which had some technical issues and went down a couple of hours later. But it's back now, and so is the image. (Nothing but love for the pawb admins, shit happens <3)

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Embrace the machine (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/5635301

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

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furry_irl (files.catbox.moe)
 

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

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rUwUle (files.catbox.moe)
 

image transcription:

me: "yeah, I'm doing well."

also me: a screenshot of a YouTube video titled "1 hour UwU sound effect."

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furry_irl (files.catbox.moe)
 

I made a comic :3

alt textA black-and-white comic with seven panels. The comic’s title is “The Duality of Furries.”

First panel: My “generic anthro canine” fursona is holding a phone, smiling, and looking flattered.

Second panel: A phone screen showing a conversation. Me: “ur cute :3” - them: “no u >w<” - me: “not as cute as u O//w//O” - them: “u the cutest”

Third panel: My fursona smiling and holding a phone, similar to the first panel.

Fourth panel: Another phone screen with further messages. Me: “oki gotta go now :3” - them: “nuuu why? ;-;” - me: “goin 2 a concert uwu” - them: “oooh have fun <3”

A text box: “one hour later”

Fifth panel: My fursona is in a dark concert hall and participating in a circle pit (lots of people running in a big circle to the rhythm of the music). My sona is smiling and has determined eyes. The circle pit is surrounded by other concertgoers. Big, red letters above the circle pit spell “KILL.”

Sixth panel: My fursona is in the same dark concert hall and participating in a mosh pit (an area where seemingly violent dancing occurs). My sona is windmilling their arms with closed eyes and a strained expression on their face. Others in the pit are doing a two-step, the bees knees, and the chicken dance. Big, red letters above the mosh pit spell “KILL.”

Seventh panel: My fursona is crowd surfing with a big smile and their arms raised. In the background, a photo from a Dying Fetus concert (a death metal band) shows the band members to evoke the feeling of being at a concert. Below my crowd surfing sona, big, red letters spell “KILL KILL.”

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