jwsmrz

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago

I thought it'd be funny to make my wife gay

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

honestly the worst part is that in the moment I'm so laser focused on my work that I'm like "uh huh, yeah, haha, cool" and then it's only in hindsight where I think "what the fuck" and then feel like an idiot for not saying something

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

hey everyone if you're gonna get electrolysis, make sure to not change the topic of conversation to bizarrely intimate details about your sex life while I'm electrocuting your cock and balls. happens more often than you'd think and is pretty gross and I had to implement code of conduct forms and fire a client last week. which is fucking wild, I take this work extremely seriously, bottom surgery prep is my top priority work, it takes a lot for me to say "yep I don't wanna see you again"

also make sure not to say things like "wow I'm in subspace" or any other fucking weird ass shit you wouldn't say to your barber or some other service worker shhh

I feel like a lot of my clients think "wow you're trans, I'm trans too, we can talk about anything!!!". No we can't, you're a stranger, don't tell me weird ass shit in the first hour of knowing me when I'm supposed to be providing important care to you. maybe eventually when we're pals we can talk some freak shit, but holy fuck

boohoo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

time passes regardless

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

surprising absolutely no one in the working class, fucking brutal here

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

we love to see it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I agree with pretty much everything this guy is saying, but personally I love watching these trashy pseudoarcheological videos and pretending its D&D worldbuilding / sci-fi. flat earth people fascinate me. dragons are on the other side of the ice wall but they dont come here because of 5g and woke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

easier to get out of bed is a great point tbh, never thought about that

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I'm constantly fascinated by people who wear clothing to bed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

based. I spent a lot of time at a local zen center for a few years, I got derailed when I was sick for a long time but I'd like to get back to it someday. o7, maybe you'll be a cool old monk someday once your kids are doing their own things

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