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[–] [email protected] 76 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is like asking: People who eat food for the calories, why don't you just eat dry primate food pellets?

Because there's a big upside to enjoying the experience of drinking coffee with few downsides. If coffee was just caffeine dissolved in water it'd be a very different story

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Personally I only care about calories, I'm on board for food pellets if they actually worked and were healthy.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (17 children)

You may be a robot in that regard but you're clearly aware that people enjoy the taste of food and coffee, right?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (9 children)

The same reason smokers don't just wear nicotine patches.

There's much more to the ritual. The caffeine may be part of it, but pulling in the other senses: the flavor, the smell, the warm mug in your hands, all add up to much more than a dose of caffeine.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

People who have sex for the orgasm, why don’t you just masturbate?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)
  1. Coffee smells good
  2. Coffee tastes good
  3. Coffee is warm and comforting
  4. Coffee is more socially acceptable than popping pills
  5. Caffeine pills are somewhat harder to find. I can't order them at a restaurant.

Edit: I'll point out that you'll rarely find someone who only drinks coffee for the caffeine. For many (most?) it's just a perk, or even an unfortunate side-effect, hence the popularity of decaffeinated coffee.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Drinking gives higher comfort levels than pill popping.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I personally find that coffee delivers caffeine in a way superior to pills or Red Bulls or whatever. Coffee gives you a better buzz. Red Bulls and pills are like concentrates to flower. The nuances are lost. quit scratching, my fucking chair Oliver. Edit : on the phone, so I use speech to text and my cat is a dick

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is Oliver your cat, orrrr-?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah. He’s a cat. I’m not sure how he would feel if I said “my” cat but I’m the one he has charged with caring for all of his needs, including but not limited to, adding food to his bowl every morning even if it’s still full. I have to at the very least pretend to add food. Also, he doesn’t like to be petted or touched in general, so I’m not even sure what I’m getting out of this relationship.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

I like the taste of coffee

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I once took a huge number of No-Doz trying to get the same effect as adderall.

At about the two and a half hour mark I was driving through downtown Chicago toward my home, just openly puking on myself. I’d puked so many times I had finally stopped trying to pull over and open the door. I just needed to get home.

Home meant I could run a hot bath and huddle in it, rocking back and forth. I figured I’d be okay.

Then my fingers started to tingle and go numb. That scared me, so I called 911. Managed to get my boxers back on before the EMTs arrived and hauled me out into an ambulance.

At the hospital, they gave me a gown and a big cup of charcoal smoothie to drink. They wouldn’t release me until I’d had a psych eval. The shrink told me it looked like a suicide attempt. I told her no I was just trying to get high.

I remember saying “You know that feeling when you just have to get high on something?” She looked at me like I had two heads.

For the walk of shame/relief home, they found me a pair of blue scrubs that were comically small. Like they barely covered half my butt.

Discharged me and I walked home through the warm summer night, swerving like a drunk man, pausing every block do so to puke a stream of black sludge into the bushes.

It was fucking ridiculous and it turned me off of caffeine pills.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Such a weird question. If you eat to get sustenance, why eat tasty food carefully prepared and not fill it with ingredients blended into mush?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

oh, you mean a smoothie. people do that too

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can put a lot of things in coffee.....I can't exactly mix whiskey with caffeine pills...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't let your memes be dreams

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

If Red Bull and vodka... Monster and Jager.... If they can do it, why not whiskey and caffeine

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Dosing. You can order crystalline caffeine, but you have to take micrograms. If you overdose you could have a heart attack.

Availability, coffee is a social and calmly accepted drink wherever you go. Even if you can't get coffee you can get tea. Finding pills is more troublesome.

Because liquid is consumed slowly because it's hot, it's easier to dose to the level of excitement you want. If you ingest a pill there's a delay effect, so it's easy to take too many pills before the impact hits you. Sipping hot coffee, you can get to the point where you're just the right level of jittery and then stop

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Cause I like the smell, the taste, the warmth. Maybe if I had no time I would take caffeine pills, but the experience of a cup of coffee is nice.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

coffee means I can take a shit at work

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

On top of all the things said in this thread, I would also add caffeine is a diuretic. The liquid in coffee offsets that side effect.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Have you had a good cup of coffee?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

When I was in my training for the Army, I did use caffeine pills - it was a jittery and uncomfortable experience, but I couldn't fill my canteen with coffee, and it's not like we were allowed to swing by a café.

Also when I used to go to conventions, and caffeine is handed out like crazy (because, gamers - so pimping your brand of caffeine is an obvious move, and free shit is good for business) - but it's also kinda "required" in order to get the most out of the experience. Late night parties and concerts and next morning panels, and more! Plus visiting the city!

But it's too much for just a normal day now, and the jitters and sour stomach aren't worth it. Part of the problem is that it's basically delivered all at once whereas I can add a little bit more caffeine throughout the day if I need it via coffee or soda or tea.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

It's tasty and something to look forward to in the morning. It's also a pretty cheap luxury if you make it yourself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I dislike coffee. Something about the scent literally makes me nauseated.

So for years my caffeine source of choice was Mtn Dew. (I don't like black tea either. Tastes like boiled raisins to me, and yes I have tried the good stuff.)

Unfortunately, after years of this, I have developed The Beetus.

Today, I get my caffeine from caffeinated chewing gum. It's faster, less glycemic impact, and makes my breath nice. (Especially vs coffee breath.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I do pills. Personally, it's because a pill releases it all at once and coffee is a dose over time, making the effect less.

Also, my pills are tempered with L-Theanine to blunt the jitters.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

There's other healthy components in coffee that wouldn't be present in a caffeine pill. Plus, I like the taste.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

coffee smells amazing. if I make it myself, I can do it cheaply & add whatever I want to it (freshly ground cinnamon is very nice).

if I want pills I can get them. I dont want them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I do drink coffee for the caffeine. But its also yummy and soothing on cold days. Win win.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Because I also want to poop.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Weirdly, taking caffeine pills makes me super sleepy. I have ADHD so stimulants affect me differently from most people, but coffee doesn't make me drowsy at all. The only thing I can think of is that with a pill, the full dose is absorbed all at once, while with a drink, it's spread out over the time it takes to drink it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wondering:
How much of the stimulant effect of caffeine could be down to placebo? And what's the better placebo? A tiny pill or a bitter tasting elixir with a lengthy preparation ritual?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Other people make a scene about it. Same with energy drinks. You won't get a health lecture if someone sees you drink a cup of coffee. Pop a pill? Prepare for unsolicited medical advice.

Also, they don't sell them at the grocery store or pharmacy I frequent.

tldr: it's too much of a hassle

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