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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

My brother tried that, but it was the roof and a sofa sized plastic bag.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Depends on how you define greatest.

There were more powerful consoles, but there weren't a lot of TurboGrafx (is that the right era?) customers, and there weren't a lot of games coming out for it. The SNES had a constant stream of the best (and many of the worst) games in every genre

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

There was sewage coming up through my basement floor drains.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

That's not a bug, it's a feature!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Also, if I realize that I'm just repeating what everyone else is saying, then I'll scrap it completely.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

I'm really hoping after Trump loses again, all these cretins crawl back into the shadows for good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I had a friend who shorted out quite a few stove burners doing that back in the day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I only have two that I know of:

Siamese cats make my eyes painfully itchy

Rats make me breathe like I have emphysema.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I have two that are brother and sister. The sister has an oldest sibling personality - she's the calm, responsible one that has to slap the others around when they get out of line. The brother is the younger sibling - full of energy, curious, loves to play. Our third is a year younger and she's the baby. The others watch out for her and test her gently when she's trying to wrestle with them.

Then, there's uncle Todd. He lives down the street and stops by for supper and a nap every day. The older ones are very suspicious of him, but he's cool with the baby.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Nothing fancy here, but Hanes makes boxer briefs with a little pouch to give your boys a little extra support.

I'm sure other brands offer a similar style, and may be even better, but I can at least vouch for the Hanes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Well shit. I know it's just a joke, but now I wish it wasn't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As a Pennsylvanian, I'd like to hear more about your policies.

 

Corporate America has programmed people to HUSTLE! BE THE BEST! ACHIEVE! MAKE MORE MONEY!!! for so long that they now need to pay someone to come and teach us how to relax, enjoy the moment and be happy again.

 

I was relieved to see there were no bids on the Nazi trash.

I wonder if there's some guy out there that collects little metal cars who really wants to bid, but doesn't want to be the guy who bought the Nazi coin.

 

I've been invited to attend a Tim Walz rally tonight, and I have no idea what to expect. Share your stories and get me pumped up to see our next VP!

Update: Everybody was right, lots of standing and clapping, but what I really didn't expect was the sense of family I felt with all these strangers around me. We'd bump into each other, and laugh it off, one guy was telling me about how his son was thinking about going to the college that I work at (I was still wearing my shirt from work), and we all just knew that we were working together to make great things happen. I'll probably skip the next one, but it was a great experience. I'm glad I went, and would recommend going to one if you have a chance, and a candidate you believe in.

 

Make-up and KISS!

 

This one's for JusticeforPorygon!

 

Imagine apartments built into what used to be department stores, (Oh, you're JC Penny 203? I'm at Sears 106). Get those old arcades up and running. Set up meal stations at the food court. Once people actually live there, stores will start to move back in.

If I'm unable to finish my life in my own home, that doesn't sound like a terrible option.

 

My kids and I watched the first two episodes last night, and I'm impressed. It feels like Fallout. I like the characters so far, and they squeeze in enough game references to keep my brain spiking with recognition.

We set the bar pretty low on video game adaptations, but I feel this one's doing alright so far!

What does everyone else think? (Let's keep spoilers to a minimum. Most of us probably weren't able to watch the whole thing in one night.)

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

From Bing, because I'm an AI novice who just wants to play!

 
 

She is currently heading home with a clean bill of health and about to meet her new siblings!

 

...it kind of looks like a V.

Niagara Falls; Viagra Rises.

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