MyOneEyedWilly

joined 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Exactly this, I’d rather someone near me drive their car at 65mph, than drive next to someone who’s a cocaine addict going over 85mph on the freeway.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Out of two old men, I would prefer a bald man with a stutter who’s burdened by truth, than a bald man who’s such a compulsive liar he can’t remember which lie he told which group.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Harry Potter, the books.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Humanity fools itself into believing a lot of unbelievable things. Like there’s a man in the skies causing virgin births turning water into wine like a stage magician. It’s Harry Potter with genocide all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dear God, almost like comparing left testicular torsion to right testicular torsion lol… both are terrible and borderline prison food.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Read the comment but laughed when I saw your user name.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I’m embarrassed to say, I never thought about trying to do this. How hard is it to do? Are there practice exercises?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (6 children)

If you wouldn’t mind sending me a PM as well, it would be appreciated. It’s about time for my yearly DS9 rewatch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Unfortunately the people who run the private prison systems have lobbyists that try to ensure the system is constantly fed prisoners, so they can make even more profit. If the quarterly earnings aren’t constantly increasing, the board of investors won’t be happy.

Sure, the entire system will crash like every other system that expects infinite growth, like the housing market bubble, but we have to think of the investors! /s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

The fact he looks like Dollar Store, Kathy Bates, sadly isn’t a marketable skill.

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