ampedwolfman

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This is only what they assume it to be. They are still having issues deciphering his weird lizard man script.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (28 children)

So it's rubber/silicone only then or is there another metallic option? Asking for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

My now wife hid them from me for about 3 or 4 months. She's more flatulent than me. Always to think about how hush hush it has to be before everything comes out. I farted in front of her within days of our first kiss.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

To an extent this is my marriage. My wife and I both own our own companies. Mine is much more established and therefore offers me some leeway on my in office time (I'm an accountant). This means I often spend more time taking care of our children. I also cook, make grocery store trips, clean (to an extent), etc. She still helps around the house which isn't ad much as it used to be. But I see her working her ass off so I don't complain.

As for protecting me....no. I'm a pretty large dude. 6'3" 250. So unfortunately when things go bump in the night ya boi gets to go investigate.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Girl's, how long have you been holding that fart?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Earnest Petunia Whirl if a boy. Earnest/Ernie for short.

Carolina Dorothy Mantooth: Whiskers or Dorothy for short.

You could also to with the following:

Kittem A. Cat Dr. Birdcatcher Sir Fluffington K Snuggleworth Esquire IV Ragga-Muffin ragga or muffin work for short names. Gary Lasereyes Shit rock Steve French Bubbles Mim-mim

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Every day we stray further from jod.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did they really not use the tag line, "he will huff, he will puff, he will snort blow until your house falls down."?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Because you learn in life to make sure others are happy. The invention of a dildo was due to housewives in the 20's suffering from hysteria. If I get mine I need to make sure she gets hers.

And my organic stuff? You mean my THC vapes? What about them?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

I went stopped in Boston twice on vacation for a few days each trip. Aside from the white power shit that happens there I really liked it. It was filled with quaint little shops, the people were cool, the views were awesome, I got to huck a box into the Boston harbor. I would 💯 go back. Shit was a vibe.

On the flip side, I went down to Salem to do tours and stuff and I fucking hated it. The only cool spot was a pet supply place where they sold homemade treats and dog food along with toys and stuff. I was high as fuck petting their shop cat for line 20 minutes. Definite 10/10. If you're nearby get fucking blasted and go pet this lady's cat. She was super cool about me not wanting to come in and look around. Just wanted to pet the cat.

It was the New England Dog Biscuit Company. This was the cat. Go pet the fucking cat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A lot of shit honestly.

  1. THC vapes (mostly empty)
  2. Books
  3. Blood pressure monitor
  4. Thermometer
  5. Dildos/vibrators/lube for my wife
  6. Small cases/boxes for things
  7. A wii u
  8. Random bush crafting/back packing stuff. Bandaids, head lamps, etc.
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

This is acceptable.

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