I see blood but I don't see a wound. Are they really going to try and pass that the perfect hole there is a bullet hole? Wouldn't a gun shot wound there take a bigger portion of the ear?

I'm disappointed that this doesn't have sound.

I'm tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks... so hell it is.

Why did the last sentence of his response to the tune of, "my shiny teeth and me"

The cicada killer description is spot on except it leaves out how absolutely massive they are. They look like a small red humming bird.

Those are my crocs.

If your garden was a person I would consensually touch it's butt.

It's my kink though. You haven't lived until you've seen a saw revenge up to 8000 rpm as it heads for your junk.

This is only what they assume it to be. They are still having issues deciphering his weird lizard man script.

So it's rubber/silicone only then or is there another metallic option? Asking for me.

My now wife hid them from me for about 3 or 4 months. She's more flatulent than me. Always to think about how hush hush it has to be before everything comes out. I farted in front of her within days of our first kiss.

To an extent this is my marriage. My wife and I both own our own companies. Mine is much more established and therefore offers me some leeway on my in office time (I'm an accountant). This means I often spend more time taking care of our children. I also cook, make grocery store trips, clean (to an extent), etc. She still helps around the house which isn't ad much as it used to be. But I see her working her ass off so I don't complain.

As for protecting me....no. I'm a pretty large dude. 6'3" 250. So unfortunately when things go bump in the night ya boi gets to go investigate.