Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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Quitting at BMW (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22017704

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Low key fell off (lemmy.world)
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For those with lower back pain:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lowkey

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fell+off

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? (lemmy.world)
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A pouch potato

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I thought someone had taken a dump in my shower (sopuli.xyz)
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Turns out it was just some sham poo

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Starting with a clean slate (lemmy.world)
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What is the easiest building to lift? (lemmy.world)
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A lighthouse

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Make mine a double (lemmy.world)
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Chuckles (lemmy.world)
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Why do anarchists make decaffeinated tea? (ttrpg.network)
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Because proper tea is theft!

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Not quite Top Brass (lemmy.world)
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What is a panther's favorite game show? (lemmy.ml)
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Leopardy!

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Bah bah baaahhhh (lemmy.world)
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My grandfather was in the very first submarine (lemmy.world)
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It had a kaleidoscope

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A limbo champion walked into a bar. (lemm.ee)
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He was immediately disqualified.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity... (lemmy.world)
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It’s impossible to put down

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What do you call a child that refuses to take a nap? (lemmy.ml)
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Guilty of resisting a-rest.

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I just bought a brand new belt, and it doesn't fit. (lemm.ee)
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Huge waist.

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Did you hear about the new broom model that was released? (lemmy.ml)
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It's sweeping the nation.

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician? (lemmy.ml)
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A labra-cadabra-dor.

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I used to hate facial hair... (lemmy.world)
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but then it grew on me.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? (lemmy.ml)
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A teacher says, "Spit out your gum." A train says, "Chew, chew, chew."

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An ant's gender can be determined by throwing it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. (lemmy.world)
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If it floats, buoyant.

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I couldn't figure out why the frisbee was getting bigger. (ttrpg.network)
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Then it struck me.

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