Anime - Ascendance of a Bookworm

A classic

The heroine realized she was in deep trouble; She barely escaped alive from those kidnappers. "Brother Syl told me to use this as a last resort, but I have no choice!"

Suddenly her necklace began to shine with a bright blue light, and before she knew it she was levitating into the air.

"Wh-what is happening?"

Soldier: "By the gods!"

Out of nowhere, a bright blue armor appeared and its parts got separated, covering her body one part at a time.

When our heroine was fully armored, she realized that her strength and stamina had multiplied by 1000 times. "What is this armor?"

"My liege" shouted her bodyguard, "it's the Cloth of Saint Ehrenfest!

"No!" shouted one of the devouring soldiers, "Th-th-that's IMPOSSIBLE! How could the sacred Cloth choose a mere commoner!"

"Run!" shouted another. "Our power is nothing compared to it!"

But the heroine knew what she had to do. She would not forgive them for hurting her precious little sister. Adopting a fighting stance, she began to trace with her arms the position of the stars of her protective constellation, and finally she shouted the sacred words.

"Give me your strength, Leidenschaft!"

In an instant, she launched one thousand punches at the devouring soldiers, each punch faster that the speed of sound.

"What is this garbage?" asked Ferdinand.

"It's a new genre of entertainment. I call it 'Shonen'."

"Fool. There's not one person in the world who would read this -"

Rozemyne pointed at her right.

"Have you finished the next chapter, Rozemyne?" asked Sylvester, all excited. "What happened to the heroes?"

Ferdinand sighed; he could do nothing but rest his head on his palm.

Myne: ...and Batman comes and catches the thief with his wonderful gadgets!

Ferdinand (rubbing his chin): So that's the fiction you propose.

Myne: That's right! What do you think?

Ferdinand: I have several issues with your story. First, why couldn't he kill them and stop them from committing more crimes?

Myne: Well, you see, his morality -

Ferdinand: Are you telling me it's more important to save the life of a criminal than the people affected by his crimes?

Myne: Well, I -

Ferdinand: Furthermore, this would never succeed in Ehrenfest. There's a reason why we have city walls and guards at the gates. Not to mention, any criminal, after being identified, would be executed by the Lord at once. No need to catch him, it can simply be done with magic.

Myne: Uh...

Ferdinand: And why couldn't the guards catch the thief? With the simple use of a magic tool, they could...

Myne: Argh, you don't let people have any fun!

Ferdinand: Speaking of fun, how are your harspiel lessons doing?

Myne: ...never mind.

Sylvester, wearing a music band shirt and carrying a skater board: How do you do, fellow commoners?

Sure, I got Myne and Tuuli protected right here -

Aaaaaaaand they're gone.

Otto: "And that puts her at risk of getting abducted by outside nobles."

Grand Theft Auto meme

Myne: Gutenberg!

Lutz: Ah shit, here we go again.

Shocked Tom meme.

"Doing what you believe is reasonable."
Ferdinand:

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