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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/18612791

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If you just search for "hand me out to drive", literally all the results are websites that copied this insane transcription.

(For anyone not familiar, the actual phrase and what the song says is "hang me out to dry")

Taken from a Swedish news broadcast (a sad story about a father and his child who drowned when swimming in a river).

From the output of Google Voice's speech-to-text software. This was part of a routine appointment reminder voicemail.

You are currently taking patience and visitors experience within our facilities regardless of vaccination status.

Well, that's very kind of them to put up with me I guess.

If you have any questions concerning disappointment, please call our office 6650. Thank you.

Yes, I do have such questions, many of them in fact, a whole lifetime's worth....

(youtube automatic transcript of someone being read their miranda rights)

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/10590156

I'm sorry. It's what now?

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/5580702

Where should we send this president?