this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (12 children)

You know what else rises to the top of liquid?

A turd.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (10 children)

Uh.. my turds sink. Is there a problem with my diet?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (6 children)

If they float, it typically means the person is consuming too much fat in their diet. Not always but moat times.

[–] MrBusiness 1 points 5 months ago

Don't floaters mean not enough fiber in diet?

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