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Let's make a deal:
You go ahead and try to get close enough to a clutch of goose eggs that you can incubate them to hatching;
I'll point and laugh as their parents and all the other geese in the entire flock swarm you in a solid frenzied wall of honking, hissing, biting, bludgeoning, implacable white-hot incandescent fury.
You are proposing to fuck with a force of nature, my friend. I can't stop you. But they can. X3
Since they're just outside your home, you make a hole in the wall and build a nest box inside it. Eggs get laid in there. When hatching day nears, you toss food over the wall to tempt mom off the nest for a minute. As soon as she steps away, you slam down a portcullis and take over childcare on your side of the wall. Later you and your goose tribe raise the portcullis and march forth together.
Of course, it could fail disastrously.
You ever do a desk pop?
I get the reference but it is odd that you connected this to that.
How is it odd? They're having a tuna vs lion debate.