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Dammit. Got too hung up on scoffing at the 'more churches than casinos' line to even expect the pun setup.
Ehh, that's probably true. I think there are about 500 churches and around 150 casinos. Lots of people live there.
It depends what you count as a casino. I grew up in Las Vegas and there's slot machines in most grocery stores and gas stations. Also the airport has slot machines. If that counts as a casino then there's hundreds if not thousands.
We don't call that gambling, no, no, we call that LOTTERY! In Georgia at least.
But there aren't 150 catholic churches in Las vegas