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Satan is actually the good one; God just talked a bunch of shit and lied about how cool he was and how bad Satan was to pick up ~~chicks~~ worshippers.
God had a pretty impressive kill count
Satan's was what? A dozen at most?
Pretty sure divinity isn't a killstreak.