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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One day I was in Hannover on holiday. We were walking on a nice street somewhere when this weirdly beautiful pigeon landed on the ground right in front of me. It was a really gorgeous bird. An unusually pretty pigeon. And it landed in front of me almost intentionally as if to stop me. I stopped my friend who was walking alongside me, pointed at the bird and said "wow look at that beautiful pi-". Right at that moment, the winged rat looked me straight in the eyes, took a big runny shit on the ground, and fucked off. The end.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Welp that's a long ass caption

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You damn millenials with your short attention spans can't even read a caption unless it's shorter than 8 sentences smh