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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (9 children)

How bad programmers comment their code. Good programmers don't comment at all and let the code speak for itself, leaving commenting to some obscure and arcane implementation the coder left in after a week long binge on caffeine and gummy bears.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"What does this section of code do?"

Run it and find out, coward.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah. It should be obvious by just looking at it in code. If it isn't, you haven't extracted single purpose methods out of it yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just having clear and concise variable names often goes a long way. Avoid using abbreviations.

Breaking out the code into functions helps limit the number of variables within a scope, which makes it easier to name them.

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