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Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10 (programming.dev)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/all/windows-10-why-dont-i-have-permission-to-open-my/6f33e814-3cc6-4ce6-993c-dffcf1bb5b75

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[–] [email protected] 209 points 1 month ago (17 children)

The real answer?

"We once gave you commoners this power and you used it to fuck your computer up and then blamed us for it, so we learned you can't be trusted with this power. We hid it behind a kind of skill test, and you're failing that test."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why can't I delete System32? It's taking up space.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Where are the other 31 systems??

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