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[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Obviously, the dishwasher manufacturers don't want us to know about the gnomes.
Gnomes with cleaning equipment.

And when your dishes don't get very clean, that's because the gnomes partied a bit too hard the night before and just aren't up to their normal standards.

Hmm. That's also a great name for a punk band. Dishwasher Gnomes.
Going to trademark that right now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's not the fact that the gnomes exist! It's how they're treated, down with big dishwasher!

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