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They don't want you to know (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Obviously, the dishwasher manufacturers don't want us to know about the gnomes.
Gnomes with cleaning equipment.

And when your dishes don't get very clean, that's because the gnomes partied a bit too hard the night before and just aren't up to their normal standards.

Hmm. That's also a great name for a punk band. Dishwasher Gnomes.
Going to trademark that right now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Dishwater Gnomes

Cover songs of 90s alternative at x2.5 speed and an octave higher.

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