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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (8 children)

But just raw dogging onion sounds like hell.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

College friend of mine used to eat 'em like apples. Ugh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a kid when I saw the movie Holes, I was so tempted to start eating onions like apples, like they do in that scene at the oasis. I also went home after the movie and dug a big hole in the backyard because I was a fucking weird ass. Still am. Never ate an onion like that, but damn they made em look tasty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You weren’t a normal kid if you didn’t see something random, whether cool or not, and try to imitate it.

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