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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I really want to try crocs to see if they're as comfortable as I've been told they are. But they're so fuckin hideous

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ditto.

Crocs are a fashion crime.

I guess they're pretty good foot fetishist deterrents though? If I was so inclined, I would rather get a footjob from a cassowary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Watch out for that claw that's hidden? I can't quite remember, but what they use to kill things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You might be thinking of a Platypus?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nah. It was a cassowary, but they do not have the claw I was thinking (like platypus'). I guess they just jump kick with their toe claws.

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