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Bet that's how scientists felt the past 20+ years.
I'll tell you what else is screaming. The 6.7L Power Stroke V8 Turbo Diesel in my 2023 Ford F-150 SuperDuty. You see, it's a robust and versatile heavy-duty pickup truck designed to excel in performance, technology, and comfort. With powerful engine options, and advanced features like the SYNC 4 infotainment system and comprehensive driver-assistance technologies, it offers exceptional towing and payload capabilities. Available in multiple trims and cab configurations, the SuperDuty combines rugged design with a spacious and well-appointed interior, making it ideal for both demanding work tasks and running over children in my neighborhood.
And it will idle for an hour before and during fireworks, that cold quad zone AC will keep everyone at their ideal comfortable temperature.
Here I was thinking this was gonna end with " and 25 years ago undertaker threw mankind off hell in the cell into an announcers table".
Maybe you dropped this?
/s
The part about running over children does that well enough, I'd say.
I’ve always felt that if you need the /s you’re doing sarcasm wrong, even acknowledging text conveys no verbal tone.
I would agree with you, but sarcasm has to be both implied and inferred. There's plenty of people that freak out about an extremely obvious sarcastic comment...
Yeah, but the people who freak out over what you wrote sarcastically also have a habit of freaking out over stuff you don't write, but they imagine you did, so I feel tailoring posts for them is a waste of time.
I like the way you think. To quote myself, "If you need to use the /s, you're not sarcastic hard enough."
I would agree, but when I commented you were getting downvoted