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Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting (hard-drive.net)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nah, a stormtrooper wouldn't have even been able to clip his ear.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One of them did hit Leia in Ep. VI.

Or was that a scout trooper?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That guy was filling in from Spaceball One, he was one of those Assholes.

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