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Terrified Don Jr. Awakens In Ice-Filled Tub Missing Ear (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What's the significance of the ear?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump got shot in the ear, so he wants s new one

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Ah, of course. It was right there and I just didn't make the connection. Thanks.

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