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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I did roughly the same several times on vacation in Greece.

I pollinated the mediterranean sea.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better hope nothing pollinated you, your urethra isn't a one way road if something is looking for a host.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Gotta watch out for them Dick Goa'uld.