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[โ€“] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (37 children)

1 gal of gas: ~29k calories - $4.609
~29k calories of rice: ~$600 <-- sus math btw ๐Ÿค”

It's simple: drink the gas.

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okay, update:
my math was wrong. new cost of rice: ~$11.5 (ordering in bulk)

CONCLUSION
Drink the gas.

[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

100 grams of raw white rice is 365 calories, meaning that it's about 3650 calories per kg. 29k calories of rice is 8 kilograms.

Where are you buying rice that it costs $75/kg???

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I did my math wrong lol

Found some at 66c/lb. Need 17.5 lbs. $11.5 ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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