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ecologists be like (mander.xyz)

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[+] [email protected] -6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (16 children)

Hitting people isn't funny.

Edit: I guess about half of you think that hitting people is funny.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Say that again when you've worked at an airport and handled the idiots' stupid heavy luggage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Me, travelling with a 7kg/15lbs trolley while my wife is 1kg/2lbs under the maximum limit I appreciate what you do for women.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I told my colleagues, I'm proposing the following new policy:

Your luggage isn't weighed. Instead, the passengers hopeful are put up in a line. One after another, they get their luggage thrown in the face. Those who survive may board the plane.

Additionally, luggage scales will henceforth only have one reading: "If you need to weight it, it's too heavy, idiot."

Also, for adding the weights in both reasonable and imperial, you are the MVP of the day.

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