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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02%" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE

I mean this is correct though

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Recursion makes it cheaper to run in the dev's mind, but more expensive to run on the computer. Subroutines are always slower than a simple jump.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Dynamic programming: Heyyy...

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