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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago (6 children)

It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.

I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.

This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.

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