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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 week ago (5 children)

We are deeply honored to have received your application (which we did not bother to read).

We’re sorry we didn’t hire you, but also never contact us again.

Signed,

Someone in HR who has nothing to do with this process.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Oh, and also, all the information in your CV that you also painstakingly rewrote into our forms, is going to be spread around to other companies who will use it to send you spam and phishing messages.

Good luck with your future endeavours of staying sane with others trying to get money out of you, that you don't have.

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