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If this actually rings true, there's something pretty wrong in your team.
Stand up should be a quick and uncontroversial meeting talking about what you've done, what you'll do and anything you need help with, plus maybe a couple of minutes of small talk before you start.
Yeah but I'm retarded and don't want my team to know I've been struggling to make a proper AWS SQS topic policy for the past three days
Real. Or in my case I'm depressed and fucked up and just haven't found the motivation to even open my IDE...