this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

Anon seems not to have understood that a prostitute is not a vending machine

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Am I not supposed to be sticking my dick in vending machines? o.0

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

I'll risk Japan has a vending machine to cater to your specific liking.

[–] Honytawk 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Pictures or it does not exist. And a video of actual use would be welcome.

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