this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (12 children)

The bathroom stall at work gets 0 bars.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Would be funny if they'd built a Faraday cage around the bathroom to stop people sitting on the toilet on their phones for ages

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That plus those seats designed to put strain on your legs would be a 0/10 pooping experience. The only way I could think to make it worse is if you could find a way to send an all-hands message in Slack: "567primemover has been on the toilet for more than 7 minutes. Send him a word of encouragement!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Make sure the toilet is too tall for most people too.

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