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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (11 children)

It was a parking lot fire. No hospital blew up. The propaganda has to stop.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Genuine question - 500 people died, right? Did that actually happen, and was it a result of this?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No. The number of people dying was almost certainly smaller.

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