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How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off? (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

So help me, I worked as a lifeguard this summer and my manager comes in one day and asks me how I would perform cpr on a giraffe and showed me this image.

It was posted on the wall of our break room. Nobody could provide a solid answer.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Chest compressions >> new air

Get a second person to help on breathing

Get a third to make trading roles easier.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine it waking up and it slithering that tongue down into your stomach.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No thanks, I'm good

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I double dare you