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Anon envies his wife's make believe job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (23 children)

Ah yes, Federal employment. Can confirm this is the case for almost all of us.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (18 children)

Any IT positions I can pretend to work at?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Pretend work sucks more than real work

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ok. I'm going to ask for a raise.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'll take your stapler

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

👁️👄👁️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Good luck!

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