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[–] Kalkaline -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (26 children)

I think we'll finally find the stable market price of BTC now that the ETF is here. Maybe people will actually use it as a currency now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (6 children)

really feeling that squeeze, huh? how many have you got to sell?

[–] Kalkaline -4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I have no stake in BTC, I just have GRLC

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Hah, look at this guy assuming you're invested in the most overinflated primitive buttcoin! Actually you hold some obscure shitcoin that's way better. You sure showed these haters.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

what a sophisticated investor you are, with your stake in something called fucking Garlicoin, whose chart looks like a series of pump and dumps fueled by problem gamblers

like fuck, can you imagine explaining to your family that you lost money gambling on something called Garlicoin? no wonder you go with the fake stock ticker sounding name and pretend it’s an investment

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It’s also hilarious how sharp those value shifts are - super totes legit “trading activity” and not at all something hyper-exposed to controlling influences

(But seriously, it looks like a drunk PWM signal, wtf)

[–] Kalkaline -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bro, you're wasting your time with criticism, the garlic flavor is too strong for me to let go. Also garlic grows in the ground, so I got it all for free.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Here's a nickle kid 🪙, go buy yourself a real sense of humor.

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