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[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I don't disagree that water is king. But putting coke and pepsi in the same tier must be some kind of crime.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I agree, coke should be lower.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

And forever more shall our families fued. On my blood do I swear undying enmity towards the PepsiApologist, Kiwi_Girl.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Fun fact: I've never heard of a Kiwi soda. It'd probably be delicious.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You mean, like carbonated pressed birds fluid? Please add ice to that

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That's called kiwi soup. You ever have chicken soda?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I once bought a stange Chinese can that according to the label (and because of multiple translation mistakes) it was a soup, a beverage and a soda.

And I also bought another one from Vietnam that says it's a soda and includes "bird nest" as an ingredient.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol's image.

Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.

May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.

Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Dulcis. Immutabilis. *Bepis

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