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>be me
>highschool gym class
>shirts vs skins
>take off shirt
>gym teacher sees my bruises
>get called into office
>asked if bruises are from home
>no these are from school
>oh ok
>never chosen for skins again
>thanks gym teacher

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (25 children)

shirts vs skins? is the school too poor to get some coloured vests? were the girls supposed to take off their shirt too? how is this acceptable?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (5 children)

High school gym classes are usually separated by gender. That said, I think this is fake - pinnies/vests are not very expensive and can be reused for years.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

even if separated, even for boys this feels icky. and if there's no coloured vest then how are the girls forming teams?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You'd have to ask the 4chan OP about the lore of his made-up universe, I have no idea.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Uh, naw shirts vs skins absolutely was a thing in the 2000s. I hated it. Pretty SURE* girls did boring shit instead of team sports though.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

I remember the girls always walking the track while the boys had to participate in whatever the planned unit was.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

When I was in high school only girls got pinnies on a regular basis. It was icky. Gym class was also segregated.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

so the pinnies were there but they were only used for the girls?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sort of, there were only enough for one class. Boys & girls ran separately, but at the same time. We only got them if the girls weren't using them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

lol because buying extra would be so damn expensive

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

There seemed to be some political objection to it. It was a a strange time. Definitely a problem I had that I'm glad my son doesn't have to deal with.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

That's US/EU standard. In many countries schools it's normal to not have luxuries like colored vest

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

You segregate by gender as well?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Definitely real, I did it in the 90s and hated it. You don't take your shirt off, you keep your arms in, but you raise the front behind your neck so it all bunches up at the top. I was chubby then and that was definitely a core memory of self-consciousness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

We had em and still did skins vs shirts when it was hot outside

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