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[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 months ago (36 children)

A bear has time and motivation to keep trying over and over again to get into the garbage. People are generally much less determined to figure it out.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 4 months ago (34 children)

I used to see people charitably, much like you do, until very recently. After witnessing for myself people staring into the sun and injuring themselves after being repeatedly warned, I now realize there are a substantial number of people who simply have rocks clattering around inside their skulls instead of brains

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I genuinely had someone stop and ask me why you can't see the moon during an eclipse because "it's got light in it right".

They're soon to replace our HR manager.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

The solar eclipse from Monday.

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